Better In Theory

• Doin' it in a hot tub
• Being pampered by a bathroom attendant
• Hidden tracks at the end of CDs
• Menu items described as “beer battered”
• Armed revolution
• All-star games of any kind
• Participating in a food fight
• Unwinding at a drum circle
• Handball
• Telling it like it is
• Charlie Chaplin's silent antics
• Cinco de Mayo
• Winning a limo ride and backstage passes to a concert by being the 39th caller
• Extra cheese
• Desperate housewives—the real kind
• Cummerbunds
• Movies that feature hot-air balloons, elephants, or Ben Stiller
• Getting in touch with nature
• Audience participation
• Tug-of-war
• Themed hotel rooms
• Skits on rap CDs
• Documentaries on gruff but lovable pimps
• Sampling the food at street fairs
• Meeting Courtney Love
• Deep-sea fishing with the guys
• Slo jams
• The Sunday funnies
• Your tax refund
• Driving around in a convertible with your homeboys
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